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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock jokes compiled by grandson Edward Lucas

On 28th July 2011 grandson Edward Lucas kindly wrote from his family holiday in County Mayo, Ireland, including in his letter a substantial compilation of Knock Knock jokes, which are reproduced below:

 

Knock knock who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I'll tell you.

 

Knock knock who's there?

Lee King

Lee King who?

Lee King bucket.

 

Knock knock who's there?

Roland

Roland who?

Roland butter please!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Lois

Lois who?

Lois the opposite of high.

 

Knock knock who's there?

Stan

Stan who?

Stan back I'm breaking the door down!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Sultan

Sultan who?

Sultan pepper please!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Mister

Mister who?

Mister last bus home!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Who

Who who?

I'm sorry I don't talk to owls.

 

Knock knock who's there?

Punch

Punch who?

Not me please!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Andrew

Andrew who?

Andrew all over the wall, so now there'll be trouble.

 

Knock knock who's there?

Felix

Felix who?

Felix my lolly again I'll thump him!

 

Knock knock who's there?

Omar

Omar who?

Omar goodness wrong door!

 

Knock knock who's there

Al

Al who?

Al go home if you don't open the door now.

 

Knock knock who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Door is dropping off its hinges with all this knocking.

 

Edward added as a bonus the following joke:

 

There are three holes in the ground. Well, well, well.

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